when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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| me: | i have a headache |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | my back hurts |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | i failed a test |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
| me: | hitler killed the jews |
| parents: | its because you're on the computer too much |
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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